- me: why the fuck can’t i have a penis
- me: why the fuck does everyone feel the need to piss me off
- me: why the fuck is food so beautiful
- me: why the fuck don’t guys have to go through this shit
- me: why the fuck is world war 2 going on in my stomach right now
- me: when the fuck is menopause
- Facebook: I don't know who you are, don't fucking add me.
- Tumblr: Ew, I know you; fuck off. STRANGERS WELCOME, COME TALK TO ME.
